Dating a Ninja–College Memoirs: Life at Roanoke–September 1991, part 5
I was Peter’s first girlfriend. I told him I hadn’t dated in high school, either.
I had a boyfriend in Kindergarten, and I would have dated a certain guy in high school if my mom hadn’t told me not to date before I turned 16. Another boy had a huge crush on me, but never told me until 20 years later. 😛
But my dating life was so full of near-misses and crashes that I felt I could safely say Peter and I were in the same boat. Soon after we started dating, I was disgusted with the girls who had refused to go out with Peter, because he was “the sweetest guy in the world.”
I don’t think it was this night, but another one soon after, when Peter and I somehow got on the subject of marriage in college. I said I didn’t want to get married until after college, because I didn’t want to deal with babies and rent and work along with my studies.
He said, “I’m so glad to hear you say that, because I don’t even want to think of getting married before I graduate.”
It was great to be in perfect agreement on this. Sure getting engaged before graduation was okay, but getting married that soon was a bad idea. I didn’t expect to marry Peter, since I didn’t know him well enough to know what kind of a match we’d make.
He was glad I was a Christian. He said, “In my high school, the only girls who I would even think of dating didn’t care a hoot about God.”
He didn’t want an easy girl, but rather someone like me. We had many other things in common as well. In our differences we seemed to complement each other. (Of course, there were differences I didn’t even know about yet, and ones that should’ve been a warning sign but weren’t.)
One evening, soon after we started going out, we met a couple in the Commuter Suite and talked with them a while. Peter said, “No fooling, everything she likes, I like, and everything I like, she likes.” He went on and on about what a great relationship we had.
He claimed to have ESP. At least once or twice, I thought about asking him a question; before I said a word, he heard my question, and answered it.
He said his ESP seemed to suddenly get stronger when he hit the age of 18. (He would turn 19 in December.) Last Halloween, he had even detected some shady characters’ thoughts as they planned something bad, I believe a drug deal. He told the police as an anonymous caller, and they ended up busting these people.
He claimed to be able to transmit telepathic messages to people. Peter said he would imagine the person’s face, but he had to picture it perfectly or else it wouldn’t work.
He didn’t just make up this concept: I read about this very thing in an old book on ESP which I found in the Roanoke library while researching a paper.
Of course, whether or not he could really do it, I can’t possibly say, but at the time I believed anything he said.
Even though he had, as he would term it, a tendency of making the air blue (that means, cussing) before he met me, Peter didn’t like his habit, and didn’t like excessive cussing in movies.
I believe Peter said he was a third-degree black belt in ninjitsu, that he had trained secretly for the past five years with a man who was one of the only ninjas in all of America.
He had become a third-degree black belt through a series of secret tests which he couldn’t describe to me, but which were very taxing and needed great skill to successfully complete.
He said other ninjas liked to hide what they were, so you could know one without even knowing he or she was a ninja.
But Peter was proud of it, and wanted to tell anyone–except his parents. They didn’t know about his trainer, still thought it was just a phase.
He showed me some of his ninja moves, too.
As a ninja, he learned mind tricks as well as martial arts. For example, though in a ninja movie the ninjas actually disappeared, he said that wasn’t what happened:
Ninjas were trained to use their minds to make themselves seem to be invisible; I believe it had to do with erasing your own feeling of importance, or something like that.
One day in the library, he used this invisibility on me, and he was quite successful. I didn’t even know he was doing it. I was going through some books and then all of a sudden, he was there. I didn’t see or hear him walk up to me, or anything.
One day, some guy at Roanoke challenged him to a fight. I believe they met in the Wehr Center one night. Peter showed up in his ninja gear, and freaked the guy out. Either Peter won, or he won by default when the other guy backed down.
I especially loved that Peter was a Christian ninja. I remember thinking during one of the American Ninja movies that he could be a good influence on other ninjas. I was proud of him.
Though at first I thought ninjitsu was this evil occult thing that no Christian should ever get involved in, Peter soon persuaded me that it wasn’t evil and that he wasn’t into the occult. He did believe in karma, though. He got upset when movies and TV shows said that ninjas were assassins; he said this wasn’t true.
In the beginning, I trusted him completely, not imagining that my own boyfriend could lie to me. I knew he lied to other people, but he insisted that he would never lie to me.
You might recall him telling Shawn he was a ninja; he told everyone he knew. But later that year, some people doubted that he was really a ninja, wondering if it was possible for Americans to be ninjas.
Ninjitsu is a legitimate martial art which even Americans can learn. It’s not the movie version with all its myths; you don’t have to be a spy or assassin; it does involve mind control, though I don’t know the actual extent of it.
All I know is what Peter told me, which I have included here, and what you can find at the sites I linked. Here is another article on real-life ninjitsu, not movie ninjas, which has links on the spiritual aspect of ninjitsu. Also see here.]
As for how I felt about the spiritual aspect of ninjitsu, with karma and meditation and yoga and the like: Since I was raised Fundamentalist, I saw this as spiritually dangerous, an element of Eastern mysticism which no Christian should get involved in.
But dating a ninja seemed really cool, and this was my first serious boyfriend after years of not dating. So I let infatuation get the better of me, and Peter convinced me that these things were okay.
Still, I stayed away from them myself–except, of course, for the Link. (I go into the Link and other psychic aspects of Peter’s ninjitsu, in the next chapter.)
Peter had a K– accent, which was distinctive from the S– accent, but still strong. He thought the S– accent was funny, so it wasn’t quite as strong as that, but it was a lot different from mine and took some getting used to.
He came up with the term “Roanoke’s Revenge,” which was, as Shawn had so delicately termed it, the Hershey Squirts. This was the effect the food often had on people.
We discovered that we both went to the same SEED Day, both took our tests in the same room in Chase, and could have been in the same room at the same time!
Peter told me that he visited Indiana once for a family reunion. He eventually got thirsty and asked where to find a bubbler. Of course, most Hoosiers have probably never heard of a bubbler, and he didn’t think to use the terms “water fountain” or “drinking fountain,” so the person couldn’t figure out what he meant. “I finally had to draw a picture of it,” he said, irritated.
Peter and I both loved BBS’s. For those who don’t know, BBS’s were the 80s equivalent of the Internet.
But you had maybe one line, it was DOS-based, and all you could do was post messages in the forums, send e-mail to people who used the BBS, download files, play simple games, and occasionally chat with the Sysop.
You couldn’t send e-mail across the Internet to people who lived across the country, surf the Web, or any of that other stuff we can do these days.
I loved finding someone else who knew what a BBS was. I’d been playing around on such things ever since my dad first got a modem in about 1985 or 1986.
It’s often said that you should argue once in a while to get everything out in the open and not have resentments festering underneath the surface. But Peter and I noted in those first couple of months that we never argued because we never had anything to argue about. We probably thought we never would, either. We had no resentments festering underneath the surface.
Peter thought getting drunk and smoking were both stupid things to do. He tried smoking a cigar or cigarette once, but it made him so sick that he threw up. He didn’t want to get in trouble for drinking underage, so he would only drink alcohol if his parents gave it to him.
He surprised me by saying underage drinking was legal in Wisconsin if your parents gave it to you, and I doubted this because it wasn’t legal under any circumstances in Indiana. But I later learned it was true.
But even when they did give it to him, he didn’t want it because it made him sick. His parents teased him, but he just didn’t want to drink it.
Peter and I saw the sad state of editing in each week’s issue of the Mirror, the school newspaper: Typos were everywhere. Peter told me, “They need you as a proofreader!”
In the first few weeks, Peter would speak of a future wife (I forget the context), and I didn’t expect it to be me, but some shadowy figure off in the distant future. At that time, I didn’t expect us to be together forever.
It would be nice, I thought, but I remembered that many relationships didn’t turn into love. I also cherished those early weeks as they happened, realizing that one day I would be looking back on them fondly, wanting to relive them.
One thing I did not let myself do with Peter was say “I love you” before he did. I’d heard that guys get scared off if the girl says it first. And, well, I just didn’t feel it yet, anyway, and I wasn’t about to say it without feeling it.
I had always considered love to mean marriage: If you loved someone, you had found “the one.” If it wasn’t “the one,” then you could never feel anything but infatuation.
Peter told me I was just the kind of girl he had always imagined himself being with, right down to my long, dark hair–and that he had dreamed about me before he met me, except that in the dream I had shadowy, indistinct features. So he called me his dream girl.
On the 25th during a German Suite meeting in the Muskie conference room, somebody said before I arrived, “Isn’t it great about Peter and Nyssa?”
Candice told Heidi the various dating terms: “Dating” is the most casual type, “seeing each other” means you have a girl/boyfriend but you’re allowed to see other people, and “going out” means you’re an exclusive couple and can’t date anybody else.
This is also the first time I heard the various classifications. I don’t know if they were used in my high school, but they were used here in Wisconsin, so that’s what I went by when I began dating.
By that day, it was understood between Peter and me that we were “going out.” And now I was to meet his parents. Tom said when I mentioned it during the suite meeting, “These kids these days move so fast.”
Peter didn’t understand why I was so nervous. But I got him back for it a few weeks later, when I had him meet my parents, who came up for a visit. Then he discovered why I felt so nervous.
The first meeting went well. We had dinner at Peter’s house. I liked his parents. And, most importantly, Peter’s parents liked me, which was reassuring.
Peter told me to never mention his ninjitsu to his parents. He never told them about it, and they just laughed at his ninja stuff, thinking it was a phase he would soon pass out of. I did tell my own parents, though.
Before one of the first dinners I ever ate with Peter’s parents, they told me they were having hot tamales. I didn’t know what a hot tamale was, but I knew it was Mexican, so I expected hot spices and maybe even taco shells.
I remembered when I had once eaten something Mexican and strong, and ended up with heartburn because I didn’t include enough cold stuff like lettuce and cheese.
(Since my dad couldn’t eat Mexican food, my mom never made it, so I didn’t know I was supposed to put that stuff on it to prevent heartburn.)
Dinner was served. To my surprise, the hot tamales were on buns. They looked like sloppy joes, but they were supposed to be Mexican hot tamales, not sloppy joes, so I figured looks were deceiving. I put some cheese and lettuce on mine, and began to eat.
Wait a minute, this was sloppy joes!
I don’t remember if I removed the cheese or lettuce. But I must have mentioned my confusion, because Peter’s dad said that hot tamales and sloppy joes were the same thing.
I said I had expected something quite different, like Mexican food, and that explained to them why I put cheese and lettuce on it (which struck them as strange).
Peter’s mom used to be a Catholic nun, until she had bad experiences which I won’t go into. His dad was Lutheran. Neither church recognized their marriage; Peter was considered a bastard, even though his parents were legally married. They wanted to find a new church, so I hoped they’d like the Nazarene church.
Peter’s mom hated hunting and called hunters killers. Once over Thanksgiving Break, as we all drove along we saw a truck with a bunch of orange-clad deer hunters sitting on the back of it. I think it was a pickup. Peter’s mom joked that they had to keep their butts warm.
I had never seen deer hunters in their gear before: No one went hunting inside South Bend, after all. This was my first exposure to Wisconsin deer hunting season, and I now discovered the fervor the natives had for it.
Peter hated this season because you had to keep a sharp eye out for eyes in your headlights when driving at night. There were a lot of car accidents because of deer running into the road to get away from hunters.
Peter’s friends asked him for permission to hunt in his parents’ woods, but he refused because of his mother. They especially didn’t want to worry about bullets being shot around the house.
Peter didn’t share his mother’s views–hunting kept the deer population low enough that they wouldn’t starve over the winter–but he didn’t want to hunt, himself.
In South Bend, a picture of a hunter with his prize deer on the front page of the newspaper, inspired angry letters to the editor about murder being glorified. In Wisconsin, such pictures are perfectly normal and inspire no such letters, at least not that I’ve seen.
In 2015, a story of a wounded hunter went viral on Facebook, and brought in all sorts of comments that the deer should’ve finished the job. This horrified the reporter, because she was born and raised in Wisconsin, where hunting is a normal, accepted part of the culture. She could not understand where the vicious comments came from. She just naturally expected people to sympathize with the hunter.
This episode showed me just how different Wisconsin and Indiana really are.
Peter’s mom was a beautiful, slim woman with cat-eyes and hair which was naturally black, but dyed red. It was wild and frizzy and at least shoulder-length.
I never could figure out if I should call her by her first or last name, but I didn’t feel comfortable calling her by her first name. So I avoided using any name when speaking to her.
She loved to joke, was kind of weird and was rather flighty, making her fun to be around.
Peter’s dad worked for a local factory (which shall remain nameless) which shipped its products all over the country. He often got home around 3 or 4pm. Since his wife, who occasionally did substitute teaching for eighth graders, also got home early, dinner was often at 4:30.
This seemed very early and strange to me; my parents got home much later and had dinner around 6. Yet even Roanoke’s dinner started at 4:30, and some people went that early, so I eventually got used to dinner at 5 or 5:30.
I wondered if it was a Wisconsin thing to have such early dinners. It is possible, since I later learned that local businesses often started and ended an hour earlier than did similar businesses in South Bend.
For example, in Wisconsin office hours tended to be around 8am-4pm, while in South Bend they tended to be around 9am-5pm. A later boyfriend, who spent the summer in South Bend with my family, told me that factories in S– ran their shifts an hour earlier than South Bend factories ran theirs.
South Bend did not do Daylight Savings back then and was on Eastern time for much of the year; Wisconsin was always on Central Time. Businesses on Central Time often start and end an hour earlier to be in sync with Eastern-Time businesses on the East Coast (see here).
It could also be because Wisconsin is traditionally a farming/dairy state, with so many people on “farmer’s hours.”
Peter’s dad was more down-to-earth than his wife. He was also a huge fan of the Green Bay Packers. I didn’t yet know about Wisconsin’s cult-like following of the Packers, or cheesehead hats (which I think came about in the 90s).
On one of their first dates, or maybe it was their very first date, a little girl saw Peter’s parents sitting in a car. The girl pointed them out to someone and said, “They’re going to get married.”
It was only three days later (or three weeks, I forget which) that they did get married! (Of course, I don’t recommend this. I won’t go into it, but they should have waited.)
Peter’s little, German-styled farmhouse had two dogs, one little one named Petey though she was a female, and one big one, a sheepdog, I think he was. He was a sweet-tempered, older dog, and not too bright. Petey may have been a pug.
If anyone in the family paid attention to anyone else but her, human or animal, for even a few minutes, she gave them an upset look, like, “How can you pay her attention and not me? You have betrayed me!”
There were cats: Misha, two kittens to which Peter tried to give the names “Yin” and “Yang” but which were generally called Boy Kitty and Girl Kitty, and Foxy.
Foxy was a beautiful kitten with red patches or stripes. Misha was a Siamese; she may have been blue. And outside the house, there were lots of barn cats.
The inside pets loved me, and kept wanting me to pet them. One of the kittens would get up in my lap and put her front paws on my chest. I think Foxy was my favorite.
Peter told me one night that I had hypnotized the sheepdog. His big, furry, white head sat in my lap, and I just sat there petting it as he gazed up at me adoringly.
I didn’t realize before that I held a special attraction for cats. I eventually learned that it wasn’t just Peter’s cats or my cat Hazel, but cats in general. And, well, though I didn’t try it out as often, dogs apparently loved me, too.
Misha was a terror who wouldn’t allow even the family to pet her without trying to slice their hands off. Peter’s mom said she must have been dropped on her head at birth. Her name was short for not Mitsubishi, but Mitsu-bitchy.
But one evening, as Peter and I sat in his room talking, he noticed that Misha kept coming to the door and looking at me. He said, “I think Misha has a crush on you.”
Either that night or a following night, she even came up to me and wanted petting! She shocked the whole household.
They told me I tamed her, since after that she even began warming up to the rest of the family, and let them pet her occasionally.
If I pet her for too long she might try to slice at me, and once she even scratched my hand or face (which made Peter go ballistic), but usually we were good friends.
Whenever all these pets were fed, Peter’s mom would fill up a big bowl and call to them. They would all rush to the bowl, crowd together, and chow down. She called it feeding time at the zoo. I loved seeing the kitties, which gave me my cat fix. I often needed one, and really missed Hazel, but pets weren’t allowed at school.
Peter’s mom painted, and the walls by the stairs were covered with her pictures and Peter’s childhood pictures. One day, she gave me a picture she had drawn of me!
It was good, if maybe a bit off, on a piece of stiff brown canvas (maybe cardboard), and I believe it was colored with crayons or colored pencil. She even noted where exactly I parted my hair, and the little curls near the part on the side with less hair.
By the way, there is a mythical “Freshman 15” pounds which college students supposedly gain as freshmen. But with me, those Freshman 15 were lost, not gained. There was something about the food and the exercise of walking from place to place.
One day, Peter’s mom opened up the suite door to find Frank and Heidi kissing! They jumped apart and then one or both of them disappeared down the upstairs walkway in an embarrassed hurry.
They seemed to be trying to keep their “special” relationship secret, since they didn’t talk about it to the rest of us in the suite. Nothing much came of it, though. I don’t know when or why or how it ended so well that they were still friends, but sometime in probably the fall semester, it did just that.
One night, Peter parked the stickshift car and went inside a gas station. As I sat in the car waiting, the parking brake went out and the car began to roll backwards! I jumped into the driver’s side and pushed the brake. When Peter came out and found out what had happened, he felt horrible.
Maybe in the first week or two of dating, I found my interest in Peter beginning to wane. It was very strange. I had liked him, but now, all of a sudden, it seemed that I didn’t, not that way. I thought about asking him if we could just be friends. But I waited it out, and discovered it was only temporary. It lasted maybe a few days at the most.
The campus had a lake, lagoon, and woods. The long road out to the lake was gravel, turning that way just past the Wehr Center after having been paved up till that point.
A bridge led to an island on the lake. A weeping willow tree was on the island. I liked to watch the black waterbugs leap on the water between the island and the woods.
The lagoon, near Muehlmeier and Grossheusch Halls, was murky and rumored to be part of the septic system. Though people were tempted to swim in the lake, nobody was tempted to swim in the lagoon. Only geese ventured into it. Of course you had to be careful of them; they were beautiful, but dangerous if you got too close.
On the 26th, Peter and I went wandering in the woods, and we went so far back that we found a path which led to the S– River. There were pine trees all along that section.
We found out later that we had gone past the school’s grounds and onto private property. I believe an article of the school newspaper tried to educate people on where the private property began. If you reached the river, you had gone too far. Later on, markers would be put up to show us where the private property line began.
On September 28, Peter took me to High Cliff Park. It was beautiful, with its, of course, high cliffs and pathways through the woods. There were even old, Indian ovens made of stone in one spot. It was on the shores of Lake Winnebago.
I dressed warm for the hike, though we ended up tying our jackets around our waists, and found a walking stick along the way.
One of the trails had a small mound, too small to look like an Indian burial mound (like others at High Cliff Park), so we weren’t sure if it was one or not. We sat on it to rest for a bit, which tells you how small it was.
There was another one much like it at the beginning of one of the trails in the woods on the Roanoke campus, so it’s hard to believe someone was buried in it. Still, I never did find out what these tiny mounds were for or who made them.
Every time we passed somebody, Peter and that person would greet each other. I kept doing double-takes and asking Peter,
“Do you know that person?”
“No,” he would say with a laugh.
Where I came from, nobody greeted complete strangers like that. He explained that Wisconsin had so many small towns and wide-open spaces that people would often say hi to strangers just because it was hard to find anybody to talk to (or something like that). I found this practice even in the mid-size city, Fond du Lac, I moved to later on.
Peter had brought some lunch for us to eat. Unfortunately, the sandwiches were made of bologna and butter, an odd combination. They weren’t awful, but they weren’t very good, either. I teased him about using butter instead of mayonnaise. He also realized his mistake, and took the teasing in the spirit it was intended.
On September 29, as Peter drove us back to school, I noted that neither of us had kissed anyone before. Then I said,
“We’ll have to change that.”
Peter later told me that I pleasantly shocked him–and he was glad that I brought it up.
I mean, come on, Peter still hadn’t made a move on me, and we’d been dating for almost two weeks! I kept fearing I’d die before I got my first kiss, even though I already had a boyfriend.
After the first date, kissing would have been okay, but we were long past that now and still nothing.
I kept thinking maybe he’d kiss me whenever we parted each night and he stood by the doorway of the suite with me, but no.
He told me later that he kept thinking about it but chickening out. He also wanted our first kiss to be special. I imagined a forest-surrounded terrace; he had another forest in mind.
Cast of Characters (Work in Progress)
Table of Contents
December 1991: Ride the Greyhound
January 1992: Dealing with a Breakup with Probable NVLD
March 1992: Shawn: Just Friends or Dating?
April 1992: Pledging, Prayer Group–and Peter’s Smear Campaign
October 1992–Shawn’s Exasperating Ambivalence:
Summer 1993: Music, Storm and Prophetic Dreams
- Classmate a stand-in for “Rudy”; Jigging at College Dance
- Library Tales
- Happiness Returns
- Living with Friends in Krueger
- Funny Library Stories
- Shawn Calls
- Psycho Roommates and Bug Wars
- Return of Rick
- Adjusting to New Dorm
- Spitball-Throwing Teacher
- Rat-Obsessed Teacher and Doctor Zhivago
- A Teacher Dated a Student; InterVarsity Fun
- Charlie Peacock Concert
- Random Stories
- Letter to Shawn
- Erotic Vampire Dream (Inspiration for Alexander Boa)
- I Ask Out James
- Peter Calls!
- The Fateful First Meeting of Phil
- The Birth of Dolphin Philosophy
- Our Group of Friends Splits Apart
- Spring Classes
- Big Red Flag: Phil’s Dysfunctional Family Life
- The Drunken Stork (Phil’s Controlling Nature Manifests)
- Idealizing Phase and Early Sign of Control
- Phil Tries to Control my Friendships, Unfair Accusations from his Dad and Brother
- Phil Gaslights Me with Fake Dreams, Ridicule and Psychological Abuse
- Another Pre-Engagement
June 1994–Bits of Abuse Here and There:
- The Abuse Worsens in the Summer of Hell
- Phil rapes me anally
- Phil tries to control me through refusing everything I want–even proper hygiene
- Phil’s cruel hoax on me: his “subconscious” coming out to be with me
- Phil’s “subconscious” explains why he’s coming out to talk to me
- The lies unravel as Phil admits to conning me; also, fright as my periods turn wacky
- How Phil’s behavior fit the signs of abuse
- Phil Mindscrews Me: changes history, blames me for things that were not my fault, treats me like an idiot during games
- Phil says if he abuses me, it takes two people to sign the divorce papers
- Pearl reveals that Phil is costing me social invitations
- Hints that Phil is checking out of the marriage
September 1994–Divorce: The Long, Dark, Painful Tunnel:
- Phil picks fights and avoids responsibilities to make me feel like a shrew
- My husband Phil, Dave and Pearl call me a party pooper for getting a Grade II concussion
- I’m ecstatic to be back with my friends (the ones Phil hates); I meet Charles
- Phil vanishes without a word of why
- Phil wants a divorce
- My friends tells me that Phil is controlling and possessive
- My first Pentecostal church service: They speak in tongues
- Phil refuses to accept responsibility for the divorce
- Phil cuts off contact
- Attack of Phil’s Flying Monkey and Sycophant: Dirk
- Phil the narcissist admits to manipulating people and using them as pawns in his game with me
- Phil comes crawling back to me–and we put our marriage on paper
- Phil demands my complete submission and forces me into oral sex–and my will is broken, for fear he’ll divorce me again
- Phil walks away from me again–because I dare to have my own mind, opinions and needs–and because he’s a sociopath
- Fierce anger against Phil and PTSD from the abuse
- My friends tell me Phil is psychotic
- “Soul Ties”
- I return Phil’s things and he skewers me; consolation from friends
- My letter to Phil
- Phil shows my letter to his friends; I’m triggered by reminder of forced oral sex
- I start dating Charles
- Friends tell me Phil is controlling
- I feel stalked by Phil
- Poem about being stalked by Phil
- Fury at Phil stalking me and rubbing my face in his new relationship
- A Date with the Vampire
- Celtic Class: Knotwork, Tin Whistles, SCA–and Drinking from a Skull
- The Teddy-O Incident; Birth of These Memoirs
- We Hook Up to the Internet–and Shawn Fixates on My Sex Life
- New Guy Begging at My Feet
- Life on TCB
- Meeting Cugan (Hubby)
- Learning my ex Peter was a love-fraud; New Men
- Before Tracy, There Was the Avenger (Sociopathic Female Bullies Pt 1)
- Torn between three men as Catherine pushes me toward Cugan
- The Love Rectangle
- Torn between FIVE men! Me?
- Persephone’s Own Outrageous Stories of Phil’s Abuse
- College-style living
- Online Shenanigans
- Phil Finds TCB; Meeting a Hit Man
- Gypsy’s Party: Healed friendship with Peter
- The Avenger Starts a Flame War (Sociopathic Female Bullies Pt 2)
- Meeting the elusive Speaker
- First Date with Future Hubby Cugan
- On Breaking Up with Kindness
- Loony Roommies and Flying Gargoyles
- The Goddess of Pleasure and Salt
- A Conversation with Oscar Wilde
- My First SCA Event
- Cugan: a vast improvement over Phil
- Easter with Cugan’s family and SCA
- Cugan breaks up with me
- After breakup: Phil’s return and trolls
- Cugan comes back
- SCA hippies; college senioritis: anxiety!
- Or should I move back in with my parents?
- Peace with Phil
- Defending my Thesis; Graduating with Honors
- Graduation: Trapped at school
- Epilogue and Apology from Phil